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  • Me: Witchcraft can't do miracles
  • People: Can this spell make me FLY?
  • Me: what no what did I just say
  • People: is there a spell to MAKE ME A MILLIONAIRE?
  • Me: do you even listen
  • People: Can I TELEPORT?
  • Me: apparently not
  • People: cAN I shAPEShiFT??
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: I quit