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thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

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nigga-chan:

"hey beautiful" image

hey

"you know, you’re pretty cute for a black girl"

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hm…uh..thanks

"Want to be my chocolate princess? "

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wait a-

"My african queen"

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what the fuc-

"ever been with a white guy before? "

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???

"Ya know, you’re so nice. You don’t act like most black girls"

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loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

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unclefather:

he’s flat lining!! 

unclefather:

he’s flat lining!! 

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